Saturday, October 06, 2007

Broken English

(Needs to be proficient with BROKEN ENGLISH though)
> An English Test........... > > @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ > > Guess what it mean before looking the answer. > Please upgrade your English standard!! >
> New word for the day -- 'Fanquevallemud'
>
> Its amazing, you will understand the above word
> by the end of the following conversation... Read
> aloud for the best results. This has been
> nominated for the best email of 1999.
>
> The following is a telephone exchange between a
> hotel guest and room-service at a hotel.
>
>
> (RS): 'Moling! Loom sirfesee'
>
> (G ): 'Yes......'
>
> (RS): 'Dju witch true odor somefing??'
>
> (G ): 'Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs'
>
> (RS): 'How July it done peace?'
>
> (G ): 'What??'
>
> (RS): 'How July it done?... If, boy?'
>
> (G ): 'Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry,
> scrambled please.'
>
> (RS): 'Howbow bkan?'
>
> (G ): 'Crisp will be fine.'
>
> (RS): 'O light. An some DOS?'
>
> (G ): 'What?'
>
> (RS ): 'Dosee. July some DOS?'
>
> (G ): 'I feel really bad about this, but I don't
> know what 'Door-C' means.'
>
> (RS): 'Mmm...............Toes! Toes!...'
>
> (G ): 'O, you mean Toasts!....No, do you have
> something else?'
>
> (RS): 'Howbow ink-Ga-nutsu mudfun?'
>
> (G ): 'English muffin!! I've got it! Yes, an
> English muffin will be fine.'
>
> (RS): 'Copy?'
>
> (G ): 'Sorry?'
>
> (RS): 'Copy...Mill...all T?'
>
> (G ): 'Yes. Coffee please, and that's all.'
>
> (RS): 'O light. Seeangle ache, quits bkan, DOS,
> mudfun and copy..wite??'
>
> (G ): 'Well....Whatever you say'
>
> (RS): 'Fanquevallemud!'
>
> (G ): 'You're welcome'
>
> @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
>
> Got the word? Bingo! THANK YOU VERY MUCH!


Hilarious!!!

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